That's why we began calling it the daily soap opera, or it's just the place on radio and TV where Democrat Party agenda is advanced. But it isn't media.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Destiny waits in the hand of god, shaping the still unshapen..

One can be kind, one can be helpful, but it takes a heart and an effort to understand.

...only more keenly aware of how her soul starved within her, its wings wasting with the despair of disuse.

A beautiful hand is an excellent thing in woman; it is a charm that never palls; and better than all, it is a means of fascinating that never disappears.

It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.

But sometimes even the sky is dangerous. I look up and see your face in the stars.

Non-violence has suffered its biggest defeat in the hands of people who most want to talk about it.

When a dog is balanced, you are going to enjoy a true friend.

Complaint is poverty.

I always wanted to tell stories. From the time I had 20 cents or a quarter in my pocket, I could peddle my old Rambler 500 down to the corner store and buy comic books.