That’s why we gotta do good things now. Make good decisions. Try to move the rudder long before the boat ever gets near the iceberg, right?

Science is trumped by ignorance when the ignorant are given a vote.

We’re here to change the world, not participate in its tedium.

We think the future is robots and hovercars and maybe it’s really here.

All under the pretense of military application.”He pouts. “No pretense about it. Remember, the Internet was a military application. And now look at how it’s changed our culture.

Garfield's assassination attempt made "the whole nation care".

nothing, on the other hand, can be more impenetrable to the uninitiated than a legislation founded upon precedents.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.

When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon.

When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is funny.

I like the prop food so much that I eat it between takes as well as on camera.

Stroll into work at 10. Lunch from 12 till three. Leave work at five. That's living!

I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath.

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.

Certainly, for time out of mind, an obsessive dwelling on happier former days has been synonymous with getting older, while it was the juvenescent who rushed with open arms to embrace the future.