That's wisdom you can take to the grave, and dig up when you need it!

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

A person who could withstand such dreadful insults from his or her enemies can have the ability to reach his or her potentials by becoming socially, educationally and economically successful.

People buy a cat and think, 'Oh that's a beautiful collar. I'll put that on, ' but that doesn't make them a responsible pet owner.

Loyalty and friendship, which is to me the same, created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have.

[The decision to travel to Washington and deliver the speech] has injected a degree of partisanship, which is not only unfortunate, I think it's destructive of the fabric of the relationship

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'

Arms alone are not enough to keep the peace. It must be kept by men.

One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra

Art has absolutely changed my life.

Corporeal punishment falls far more heavily than most weighty pecuniary penalty.