That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all over,' Sam said. 'But a cookie never hurts.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

I am so, so alive.

Those whom you spend most of your time with, and the voices you allow to influence your thoughts, play a significant part in who you become and the future you have.

The most amazing philanthropists are people who are actually making a significant sacrifice.

Whatever call a man may pretend to have, if he has not been called to holiness, he certainly has not been called to the ministry.

I have met few men in my life, worth repeating eight times.

Art is the way people see things, and I think it's great when individuals can find in fashion something they truly believe is artistic

I've seen the slip a few times. I don't have to watch something like that to go through the pain again and again and again.

It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

The prevailing style of management must undergo transformation. A system can not understand itself. The transformation requires a view from outside.

He who observes etiquette but objects to lying is like someone who dresses fashionably but wears no vest.