That sovereign of insufferables.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Gain strength through adversity…!

And she did what nobody thought of doing... she consulted Anne.

Chess is a game of bad moves.

In the end--when all else is dust--loyalty to those we love is all we can carry with us to the grave. Faith--true faith--was trusting in that love.

I'm always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that's ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know.

Day Play We play all day. Night Fight We fight all night.

A finished work is exactly that, requires resurrection.

Love is the easiest thing there is. It's the layers of doubt, fear, and expectation that make it complicated.

Actually everybody has a story, a fairy tale in their heart that they adhere to.

If we estimate dignity by immediate usefulness, agriculture is undoubtedly the first and noblest science.