That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.

My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.

I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game

I'm responsible for what I am and what I want to be. I'm not trying to live by another's standards.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!

Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.

I work best when people are here to puncture me

Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.

I'm not a big raised stage fan.

I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.

An experiment is a question which science poses to Nature and a measurement is the recording of Nature's answer.

Meditation is all about connecting with your soul. Part of maintaining your well-being is taking the time to disconnect from the outside to go within.

I wanted to be an artist. I was studying art. I wanted to be a great painter. When I went into the Navy, there wasn't much to draw at sea. So I began writing, and I began reading a lot.

No Pilar," Agustin said. "You are not smart. You are brave. You are loyal. You have decision. You have intuition. Much decision and much heart. But you are not smart.

Life is so very difficult. How can we be anything but kind.

Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?

The way we do it on the Fox News Channel is the straight news anchors like us give a hard time to both sides.

The Christmas spirit - love - changes hearts and lives.

For some strange reason we don't go to charming, light movies anymore. People expect a movie to be heavy and turgid, like "American Beauty." We've become a heavy-handed society.

Say what you believe in a manner that bespeaks the determination with which you believe it.