That took balls.""Please, " I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

Everything that is good in the day is even better in the night.

You're better than the life you've settled for. RISE to the challenge of your dreams! Don't just dream it - LIVE it!

You're experiencing a bit of the world around you when you experience it's color.

Why aren't you more grateful when I prove how wrong you've been?

The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.

A noble purpose inspires sacrifice, stimulates innovation and encourages perseverance.

After being boxed in by man and his constructions in Europe and the East, the release into space is exhilarating. The horizon is a huge remote circle, and no hills intervene.

Einstein said that he never could understand it all, the planets spinning in space, the smile upon your face.

There is a polish for everything that takes away rust, and the polish for the heart is the remembrance of God.

This is what I believe: That we are not pushed from behind by the casual unfolding of historical necessity, but that we are in the grip of an attractor of some sort, which lies ahead of us in time.