That which we call civilization is merely the accumulated debris of a chilling number of bad nights.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

You may often have to watch Jesus Christ wreck a life before He saves it.

Music is part of us, and either ennobles or degrades our behavior.

Leadership is a mindset in action. So don't wait for the title. Leadership isn't something that anyone can give you - you have to earn it and claim it for yourself.

My solution to the problem of unleashing creativity is always to set up a target. The best example of this was the Apollo project in the United States.

Doing good stuff or stuff that you are proud of takes time and takes effort.

Capital can do nothing without brains to direct it.

If marriage isn't a first priority in your life, you're not married.

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.

I believe when it comes to love, there's something intangible about who we are attracted to, and I don't think I have a pattern.