That woman doesn't have the sense God gave a retarded flea.

Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.

What's the bravest thing you ever did?He spat in the road a bloody phlegm. Getting up this morning, he said.

In this age where people can become famous without doing anything, we are now encouraging a literary and publishing atmosphere where you must become famous before you can do anything.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.

I went to jail for 11 days for disturbing the peace; I was trying to disturb the war.

... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.

Imagine in what the president [Donald trump] wants to do, the 400 wealthiest families in America will get a tax break of $7 million a year.

He would have lied to himself as facilely as an alcoholic lies to himself to justify the 10 a.m. tumbler of vodka : it may be early here, but in Baghdad it's almost evening.

Cooking is revolution and creation.

My father had many, many veterans over to the house, and the older I got the more I appreciated their sacrifice.

Lessons learned in the home, last the longest.