That world is ended, as if it had never been. Let the race of Adam and Eve take warning.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The species greatest harvest ― words.

Without grace, there is no gratitude.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

She needed him to keep her sane, to make her laugh, to feel complete

A moral society will not set standards for becoming a parent, but it will establish irreducible minimums for maintaining that sacred status.

Everything is a formation or an aggregate of love.

My father was a promoter of Fresh Fest, and they needed an opening act. He got me a slot as a dancer. We tried it out the first time in Atlanta and the crowd went crazy. I was the opening clown.

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

Humanity is not perfect in any fashion; no more in the case of evil than in that of good. The criminal has his virtues, just as the honest man has his weaknesses.

The world can’t save itself. That’s the message of Christmas.