That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

There are, he assures her, no such things as curses. There is luck, maybe, bad or good. A slight indication of each day toward success or failure. But no curses.

To use the power of the bison, I had to perform that part of my vision for the people to see.

I am so fascinated with this century it will help keep me alive. I'll be there until the last minute, fighting.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

I find I don't need to be polished. I feel that you have to keep it real, and that's the best way to go.

By looking up, by raising our eyes above our limited horizon, we are more likely to perceive the blessings hidden in affliction.

If you sit on, sleep on, stare at, or touch something for more than an hour a day, spend whatever it takes to get the best.

Be inwardly ever newly joyous, like the ever-fresh laughing waters of a gurgling brook.

You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.

I think what I've recognized over the years is that I'm very, very bingey, extremely bingey when it comes to writing.