The 1990's sure aren't like the 1980's.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

A journey through nature is always a road to leads to self-discovery.

And you… do you know what you are?”“Stupid?”“Beautiful, ” he says, his face turning red.

She will never submit to any thing requiring industry and patience, and a subjection of the fancy to the understanding.

Friendship is but another name for an alliance with the follies and the misfortunes of others. Our own share of miseries is sufficient: why enter then as volunteers into those of another?

If love is blind I guess I'll buy myself a cane

I have the reputation for having read all of Henry James. Which would argue a misspent youth and middle age.

Everywhere you will find that the wealth of the wealthy springs from the poverty of the poor.

Humour is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought - rather it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy.

Um... Bulgaria is an interesting country. The people are lovely. There are potholes the size of small planets.