The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

It's you I've been thinking, awake or sleeping, I'm always dreamingMe and you sweetly embracing :)

You can never achieve a happy life by interrupting other people's happiness.

As a general rule. it's a comfort issue, literally and metaphorically. And intimacy issue. It's a big step, putting on foreign underwear. Like betrayal, or emigration.

It was never in my heart to slight any man, but only that man should be kept in his place and not sit in the room of God.

The military works like government; is financed like government, and sports the same inherent malignancies and perverse incentives of government, down to the racial-spoils system.

What you notice is the loneliness. Daniel started to isolate himself, because it hurt less than being pushed away.

The news of my pregnancy spread like a forest fire in summer

I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that's living or breathing is number two.

You will always move toward anyone who increases you and away from anyone who makes you less.

I picked up a guitar, and I knew what I wanted to do.