The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

Undeniable chemistry and horrific timing. They love each other.

The best is to do injustice without paying the penalty

You are equipped to change atmospheres. The first one is your own. Rise up. Speak to your mountains and they will fall. Partner with Heaven and see it come to your rescue.

Tell me the direction of your thoughts and I will tell you the direction of your life!

...the ratings agencies' problem was in being unable or uninterested in appreciating the distinction between risk and uncertainty.

It's very difficult to make comedy work; I think it's a very underrated genre.

Happiness is not a goal, it is a by-product. For what keeps our interest in life and makes us look forward to tomorrow is giving pleasure to other people.

Throughout my career, I fed off the fuel of people not being able to understand me.

Brands are selling our self-esteem back to us, through association. We need to own our brands.

I think I have a big fear of things spiraling out of control. Out of control and dangerous and reckless and thoughtless scares me, because people get hurt.