The 99 percent of those people who voted for Donald Trump are not Alt-righters. They are not racists. They've never even heard of the word.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

If life is a journey then let my soul travel and share your pain.

Why do you cry?""I almost lost you...""You cannot lose me, not when you are part of me...You cannot lose has become part of you.

Acceptance and Work If you have a job without aggravations you don't have a job.

I was born to poor because of honest parents.

You can't sit on two chairs at once.

A drunkards purse is a bottle.

Christlike love is the greatest need we have on this planet

As far as all of our identities are dependent on how other people imagine us we are all making ourselves and each other up all the time

She's applying her lipstick; I've always believed that the universe invented the color red solely for Latinas.

Put God behind everything-human beings, animals, food, and work. Make this a habit.