The American people - Republican voters especially - are fed up with the status quo.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The energy and daring is to resist the noes, until the final yes has been achieved.

... where I walked, the frost shaped itself to my will, dancing in the air like music over water.

All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.

I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.

Take some time to play around with segmentation. If you can pinpoint your best and worst customers it's well worth the time.

I'm a commercial artist, both in music and art.

Yes, I made mistakes by rebelling, by acting out in confused ways.

All top players are the same strokewise, but mentally I can improve and that's where it's at for top players.

I have a lot of responsibilities outside myself. I have a large family. I want to know I can always be helpful.

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