The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

Move forward doesn´t mean avoiding the pain, but look towards a new day in spite of the rain.

Don’t believe in the fate society chose for you. Instead, carve out a new fate for yourself.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become.

Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties.

Life makes no sense if you have to tolerate endless lies. I will never accept this system, which is built on lies, i will not stop my fight against this junta.

The things I carry closest to my heart are things I can't own.

Our years, our debts, and our enemies are always more numerous than we imagine.

Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.

For people starting public radio shows, one of the things you have to do is you have to talk every single public radio station into picking you up.

The only routine with me is no routine at all.