The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

Reveal the timeless beauty of Nature’s special places.

Wise people are always loving and humble.

Love does not envy, does not boast, does not delight in evil but rejoice in truth.

Tears are valuable, but when they touch the ground they are no more different than urine.

It's important to be innovative when times are prosperous. It's essential to be innovative when they are not.

I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still.

Never take advice from anyone with no investment in the outcome.

My job now is to work hard and learn all I can.

We are not angels. Nor are we the devils you have made us out to be.

I pity bashful men, who feel the pain Of fancied scorn and undeserved disdain, And bear the marks upon a blushing face, OF needless shame, and self-impos'd disgrace.