The American political system is a giant bureaucracy.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

You can miss a person you've never known.

She will speculate that she didn’t fully know her husband—this will give her leverage to seek him, to come to know him. It will keep her husband “alive” in her memory—elusive, teasing.

We have had enough, once and for all, of Hedonism--the gloomy philosophy which says that Pleasure is the only good.

There's a weird kind of paradox that the more expensive the vacation is, the more potentially anxiety-producing it is.

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Silence is not the absence of sound. It's a physical place, a destination with value and meaning in a chaotic world, somewhere arrived at with difficulty and left with regret.

Style must be adapted to the woman and not vice versa. The same can be said of clothes.

I'm lucky to be in this business. I'm very grateful.

The joy of love is too short, and the sorrow thereof, and what cometh thereof, dureth over long.

You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.