The American political system is like fast food--mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things...and everybody wants some.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

Work is a prayer, and I start off every morning dedicating it to our Creator.

No Republican has ever won South Carolina and Iowa or New Hampshire, as Trump has, without going on to win the nomination.

Listen, when you take my liberty away, you've taken away more-something more precious than life. I mean, what good is a life without liberty? Huh? None.

I wish that I was looking into your eyes

We can't exempt ourselves from the same moral calculus that we are willing to apply to others.

It would be easier to grow oak trees by planting marbles than for someone to be saved without the seed of the word.

May our lives be born from the beauty of darkness, and shine with the possibility of light.

All of my songs are autobiographical.

It is difficult to get the news from poetry, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there.