The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

You can’t save dollar by dollar to become wealthy.

The sixth gift is Joy. May it keep your heart open and filled with light.

The possession of anything begins in the mind.

It would also have been helpful to have gone to a Catholic grammar school. The only people who know grammar are those people who went to Catholic grammar school. Those nuns beat it into them.

When armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact will always win.

What's the point of doing something good if nobody's watching.

From the moment that you feel enthusiastic about everything, you know that you are following your heart.

The outside world is black and white with only one color dead.

I'm feeling like Billy the Kidd, skinny B.I.G. You literally live like a guinea pig

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.