The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and its total crap to pretend its not

Humanizing war?! You may as well talk of humanizing Hell. Sir John Fisher

Later in the winter I'd tire of the snow, but Christmas snow was different.

If you're gonna be a failure at least be one at something you enjoy.

The moment that any life, however good, stifles you, you may be sure it isn't your real life.

Little as we know about the way in which we are affected by form, by color, and light, we do know this, that they have an actual physical effect.

The word 'no' is a very good word in a singer's repertoire.

Circles, like the soul, are neverending and turn round and round without a stop.

Don't worry about your stuff. Worry about making meaning instead.

I come from the bush ... where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.