The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis.

Children see magic because they look for it.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.

She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.

Blessed are the meek, for to them we shall say "attaboy".

The medium obscured the message.

If there was anything I learned from John the Baptist, it was that the sooner you confess a mistake, the quicker you can get on to making new and better mistakes.

Routine feeds the illusion of safety...

Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....

Books open new worlds to me.

We need to see our collective mind as the vehicle that will take us to the destiny of our dreams

Death is just life's next big adventure.

Cynicism is carnality that thinks its smart.

A good putter is a match for anyone. A bad putter is a match for no one.

An unhappy mother does not raise a happy child.

I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm... absent-minded.

i'm sorry she never got her miracle. she did get her miracle, Landon, her miracle was you.

I think I'm prone to not being a good guy in relationships.

Hollywood is horrible... it's beyond satire.