The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power. It has been the symbol of our great nation, we look at that monument and we say this is one nation under God.

There are demons and there are evil people in the world, and you post a picture like that and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.

Is there in all the history of human folly a greater fool than a clergymen in politics?

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.

Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit. What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.

Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

The ones who take human circumstances too personally will eventually be left outside mercy

The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

Hope ... is not a feeling it is something you do.

A great many people who spend their time mourning over the brevity of life could make it seem longer if they did a little more work.

We are never either so fortunate or so misfortunate as we imagine.

Sole reigning holds the tyranny of Heav'n.

If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me earlier.

North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.