The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

A girl who truly knows herself is a girl that everybody else wants to know.

The black wolf’s curse awakes every time that a full moon points in the middle of the sky.

Using the voice is a physical act, one that first announces the existence of the body of residence and then trumpets its arrival in a public space.

I think: by the time I'm old, nobody will be able to die any more.

If we admit a thing so extraordinary as the creation of this world, it should seem that we admit something strange, and odd, and new to human apprehension, beyond any other miracle whatsoever.

Why is it that whenever I hear a piece of music I don't like, it's always by Villa Lobos?

When the #‎ mind is strong and the #‎ heart is pure, you are free

Don't deceive me. Never leave me.

The good deed you do today, for a brother or sister in need will come back to you some day, for humanity's a circle in deed.

I enjoy doing very high mileages, partly out of masochism and also because I like to feel the shape of the landscape.