The Atheist complains about the wind. The Christian prays for it to change. The Satanist adjusts his sails.

Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and, likewise, feel responsible to you.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

Up is down, pleasure is pain, darkness is light, slavery is freedom, madness is sanity.

Be as a lion in the path. Be dangerous even in defeat.

If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.

Hate your enemy with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

Behold the crucifix; what does it symbolize? Pallid incompetence hanging on a tree.

There are many who would take my time. I shun them. There are some who share my time. I am entertained by them.

There is a beast in man that should be exercised, not exorcised.

Whoever does not regard what he has as most ample wealth is unhappy though he is master of the world.

Have you ever gotten tired of hearing those ridiculous AT&T commercials claiming credit for things that don't even exist yet? You will.

I'm certainly not computer savvy, at all. I joined Twitter kicking and screaming, and very reluctantly.

The educational process has no end beyond itself; it is its own end.

Remember Star Trek? They're on this huge ship and they've got all these people, right? But you only see them, maybe they go on some mission and one of them gets killed.

It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

When I watch TV I can tell when someone is punching the joke and telling me when to laugh (I’ll decide when to laugh, thank you very much).

Four things belong to a judge: to hear courteously, to answer wisely, to consider soberly, and to decide impartially.

It sounds cliched, but superheroes can be lonely, vain, arrogant and proud. Often they overcome these human frailties for the greater good.

Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art; it arises in hypothesis and flows into achievement.