The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

Great leaders are most often God’s spokesmen.

Losing one pint of blood's an accident. Losing two is carelessness.

You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find myself sittin' in a cafe, like a pizza parlor.

Do you know how much faster I can fix an airplane when I want to fix it than when I don't want to fix it?

I write for a certain sphere of readers in the United States who on average watch seven and a half hours of multichannel television per day.

I am young, it is true; but in noble souls valor does not wait for years.

There's nothing wrong with being a Conservative and coming up with a Conservative believe in foreign policy where we have a strong national defense and we don't go to war so carelessly.

When you manage to express something with a look and the music instead of saying it with words or having the character speak, I think it's a more complete work.

I'm the type that makes attempt after attempt and moves forward like a wild horse.

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.