The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Plant trees. They give us two of the most crucial elements for our survival: oxygen and books.

The past actually happened. History is what someone took the time to write down.

The very fact that the jaguar can become extinct while the Pekingese survives indicates to me that someone hasn't thought this thing through.

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

Any good history book is mainly just a long list of mistakes, complete with names and dates. It's very embarrassing.

I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

He was presumably a lover. They did things like commanding battalions. And worse!

It's so sad that everything is put here in this film Bound to Vengeance.

When we have a world of only now with no shadows of yesterdays or clouds of tomorrow then saying what we can do will work.

We reached the point where weapons should go silent and ideas speak.

There was one titanic guiding light on the film set, and I was in the presence of a true Mahatma, in the deepest and most profound sense of the word.

People come to a company like Abbott sometimes and think, Its so big, I cant make a difference. I think just the opposite. I think everybody can make a difference.

That which deceives us and does us harm, also undeceives us and does us good.

I am not going to tell people what I don't believe.

Learning to write is learning to think. You don't know anything clearly unless you can state it in writing.