The Barbarian's shoes are Hair Jordans

You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car.

Do you have any bald ice cream?

I see the rodeo's in town again.

The only thing they recognize is a buffet

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

I care as much as I can, but I don’t spend energy caring about things I cannot resolve.

Transgression of any kind is always accompanied by a loss of self-esteem.

What could be more important than equipping the next generation with the character and competence they need to become successful

Don’t aim for perfection, aim for success.

If men started taking care of children, the job will become more valuable.

I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

I was appearing on the reality show R&B Divas and when I started to fall apart it was very public. But I am glad that it happened that way. It made me see myself. And it made me transparent.

It is true fortitude to stand firm against All shocks of fate, when cowards faint and die In fear to suffer more calamity.

A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others.