The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the unexplainable. It's magic. End of discussion.

It doesn't matter how your child comes to you. I've never felt such joy and such love. It's the most beautiful delicious little thing.

Every time you see someone in distress, you have the opportunity to work as a team with Heaven's angels. You become the channel for your angels to provide loving care to those in need.

A skill required to be president is to explain to the American people any given thing they do.

Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.

Emotions have taught mankind to reason.

And so, whether they came here on the Mayflower, on a slave ship, or on an airplane from Havana, we are all descendants of the men and women who built here the nation that saved the world.

I didn't plan to act, but I'm glad I'm doing it - and I just want to keep getting better.

You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one.

Getting down to the nitty-gritty, most people are motivated by unconscious motives most of the time.

Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife.