The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.

Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

We think Eli is taller and handsomer now that he's won the Super Bowl. Imagine what would've happened if [Jaws] won the Super Bowl.

The players need to remember to run with their bodies above their legs.

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas.

I'm hopeless with money I simply spend what I've got.

Iraq is not about oil.

The richest and fullest lives attempt to achieve an inner balance between three realms: work, love and play.

Keep your mind open. You may very well learn something new about yourself and your pictures.

I would be happy to run a race with Hillary Clinton any time.

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.

England is my home. I could never leave. I'd miss my family and friends too much.

Everything changes once we identify with being the witness to the story, instead of the actor in it.

A very little thief of occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience.