The Best Deal Is The One Where Everyone Walks Away Happy!

I Don't Waste My Time Doing Crosswords, As My Life Is The Only Puzzle I Care To Resolve!

Thank God For Writing, As Now I Can Work Until My Last Breath!

You Can't Replace A Star with A Lightbulb

You Can't Change Your Life... Until You Change Your Heart, and You Can't Change Your Heart... Until You Change Your Mind!

It's Easy To Feel Like A Big Fish, When Your Pond is Just A Puddle!

You Can't Be A Hero To The World, If Your Aren't First A Hero In Your Home!

You Don't Have To Be A Crook To Be Successful!

To Me, The Best Part Of Success, Is The Journey!

Never Let The Roosters Wake You!

My Friends I Will Always Remember, And My Enemies I Will Never Forget!

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.

For every opinion, there is an equal and opposite opinion.

Someone's therapist knows all about you.

[I] don't think I was trying to kill myself. I just wanted to hurt, and understand exactly whay I was hurting. This made sense: you cut, you felt pain, period.

I love early snow now, though. Especially snow that happens when you least expect it and just sprinkles down for a while. It feels like a secret.

Hatred paralyzes life love releases it. Hatred confuses life love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life love illumines it.

Students can do experiments and investigate for themselves what's going on in restaurants, in our food system, and begin a process of learning.

I wouldn't walk across the street to piss down Don Shula's throat if he was on fire.

When things start to get rough, you find comfort in your faith. Knowing that no matter what, you can dust yourself off and be okay.

I was a really crazy kid. I'm still a crazy kid. That's the nice thing about being in a rock band. You can feel 14 forever.