[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

And sometimes, even if everything seems unreala strange force will appeardragging you back the 'so called' real.

The few bright meteors in man's intellectual horizon could well be matched by women, were she allowed to occupy the same elevated position.

Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the hardest?

The apparatus defeats its own purpose if its purpose is to create a humane existence on the basis of a humanized nature.

A man's true wealth hereafter is the good he has done to his fellowmen.

In a good mood I call my hair Chestnut with Gold Glints. In a bad mood, I call it mousy brown

My desire to experiment comes from my attention-deficit approach to cosmetics. I just get really bored, really easily.

Character cannot be made except by a steady, long-continued process.

We'll be back. I promise you that.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.