The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

When one person succeeds, we win as a group of people. Support others dreams so we can all win.

Being a writer is a gift, being an author is amazing, becoming a best seller is everyone's dream

I believe in marriage. I believe marriage is a really important institution, it's one of the most important institutions we have.

I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.

I earn and pay my own way as a great many women do today. Why should unmarried women be discriminated against - unmarried men are not.

The currency of blogging is authenticity and trust.

By means of tracing-paper I transfer my design to the wood and draw on that.

Grant that I may not pray alone with the mouth; help me that I may pray from the depths of my heart.

Desire, even in its wildest tantrums, can neither persuade me it is love nor stop me from wishing it were.

That's why for Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society the colors are black and white. There are no gray issues. Life is black and it's white. There's no in-between.