The Big Valbowski is kinda like a pool just jump right in and get wet!!

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!

You know, the big Valbowski is a lot like concrete mix. You know? You just get it a little wet, take a step back, and watch it get ROCK HARD!

This leg will be known as Christmas, and this leg will be known as New Year's Eve! Ladies...why don't you all come visit the Big Valbowski between the holidays.

The Big Valbowski is a lot like a Hakeem Olajuwan, either he's taking the hook shot from the outside or driving down the lane on the inside, he always scores!

I guess getting down on your knees runs in the family

Good day, fair maidens.

The worst thing about falling to pieces is that humans can do it so quietly.

I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.

My mother was always supportive.

Brave people add up to an aristocracy. The democracy of thou-shalt-not is bound to be a collection of weak men.

She had always been fond of history, and here [in Rome] was history in the stones of the street and the atoms of the sunshine.

Our life is but a new form of the way men have lived from the beginning.

Happiness begins when selfishness ends.

Meditation and prayer are my secret weapons, and when I use them, I can move mountains.

I've been called one of the hardest bargainers who ever held out, and I'm proud of it.