The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.

A Book for the Service Minded as well as the Government Bashers, on How to Be and How Not to Be.

Murphy is a writer's best friend, but you have to keep an eye on him, or he'll steal the silver.

Home is the one place in the world where you are safe from feeling put down or out, unentitled, or unwanted.

When a child hits a child, we call it aggression.When a child hits an adult, we call it hostility.When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault.When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline.

Emotionally intelligent people think before they speak and exercise discretion.

anyone can be strong

If you think the X-Men are going to be push-overs, think again! Far better men than you have pledged their destruction ... yet the X-Men are still here.

I had a very vivid, almost hallucinatory moment in which I was engaged in a dialogue with my father...

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis.

The more spastic song structure I have, the more I hate it afterwards.

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast.