'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.

When you are at your lowest God is getting ready to take you to your highest.

I loved animation and cartoons, even when it was not cool when you were in high school. I raced home to see the Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Life is a marathon, not a sprint; pace yourself accordingly.

A punch should stay like a treasure in the sleeve. It should not be used indiscrimately.

Run your own race at an even pace. Consider the course, the temperature, the weather, and most importantly, your current level of fitness.

If you want a simple strength and conditioning program, stick to the basics. Run your 400s and 800s, and do lots of power cleans and presses and long heavy sets of squats.

Kids are really cruel.

I'm one of the biggest introverts you could ever meet.

The reason why most people are frustrated is because a lie cannot be turned into a truth.