The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Most people are full of themselves and speak only the obnoxiously superficial, in other words they're annoying as hell

Everyone has scars, they just aren’t as visible as yours.

The cost to reconnect animals to live in natural settings without human support is a debt that many animals in transition must honor with their lives.

The moment for action has arrived, and I know that I can trust in you to save our country.

We eat when we're full, and we hoard all the rest. With our hands on remotes, we say, yes, we're the best.

The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you'll wind up with a lover.

If I wanted to go crazy I would do it in Washington because it would not be noticed

I don't think there is a good reason for an abortion, but Dr. Jasper made me really realize it was just a racket. He was just doing it for the money. He didn't care about the women.

An Engineer is no match for a Historian with his dander up!

The fool who persists in his folly will become wise.