The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

If there are damned souls in Hell, it is because men blind themselves.

Always take a compliment, even if it’s not yours

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

I believe that artistic activities change people. You do effect change. I see architecture as a political, social and cultural act - that is its primary role.

Climate change is happening, humans are causing it, and I think this is perhaps the most serious environmental issue facing us.

I stay on [Twitter] because I deserve to.

Architecture is the will of the age conceived in spatial terms.

If I have any worth, it is to live my life for God.

Let the power of intention lead the way.

One of the most powerful forces in human nature is our belief that change is possible.