The California cemeteries make dying sound so attractive it's a real effort to keep breathing.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

There are people who, the more you do for them, the less they will do for themseselves.

Make it your habit not to be critical about small things.

My dad is a much more flamboyant character than I am. I think that's why I couldn't see myself going into straight acting. I always just felt daft.

People are zealous for a cause when they are not quite positive that it is true.

Meditation takes place when you bring all your awareness to this moment.

Neurotic behavior is quite predictable. Healthy behavior is unpredictable.

Spirtual does not mean divorced from the physical, earthly realm. The Earth is one of the most divine forms in all creation.

Become a legend? But I am already.

We, who are the living, possess the past. Tomorrow is for our martyrs.

Pleasure unparalleled, into the ocean of love we fell. Swimming in the timeless currents of pure bliss, fantasies interchanging with every kiss.