The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action.

Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore.

Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street!

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The color? Well, the home team wears white uniforms, and the visiting team wears gray.

I went through baseball as a player to be named later.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes.

Everyone must be given the opportunity to think, read and write.

Saying of the ProphetTHE PEOPLEIt is the people who are God's family.(Muhammad the Prophet)

The question of the next generation will not be one of how to liberate the masses, but rather, how to make them love their servitude.

Washington, D.C. is a city filled with people who believe they are important.

Improvisation, for me, is when the cameras start rolling, we don't know where we're going and let's just waste people's time and money.

I have never really thought of him as a person, either.... A guy whose strings were broken, who didn’t feel the root of his leaves of grass connected to the field, a guy who was cracked. Like me.

You have to fail and then get better. Then you have to fail again, and then get even better.

I'm a big proponent of monogamous relationships regardless of sexuality, and I'm proud of how the nation is steering toward that.

The world of the dead wonʹt give you up a second time.

Why must women torment me so?