The Davis-Oliver bill will enhance cooperation with state and local authorities to ensure that criminal immigrants and terrorists are swiftly, really swiftly, identified and removed.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.

All is well, tho' faith and form Be sunder'd in the night of fear.

We must all work together if we are all to live together in unity and harmony.

She became confused when she stepped onto an escalator that wasn't working.

Revolution in the modern case is no longer an uncouth business.

The thought that really crushes us is the thought of the futility of life of which death is the visible manifestation.

Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

I owe the discovery of Uqbar to the conjunction of a mirror and an encyclopedia.

When two duties jostle each other, one of 'em isn't a duty.

Cities have always been the fireplaces of civilization, whence light and heat radiated out into the dark.