The Democrats are dropping the F-bomb at practically every appearance now, because they think that's how they connect to the Millennials. They're losing their minds.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I think that's what art is: art is communication made in the hope that interesting miscommunications will arise.

I really do feel like I was born to write and tell stories.

Obama is the New Generation and the hot light of a dawn that goes way beyond clever talk of morning in America.

There are some directors, lesser in confidence or skill, who make the actor feel very uncomfortable because you feel you're auditioning for them, every day, and that's a terrible feeling on the set.

Today scientists, technologists, businessmen, engineers don't have any personal responsibility for the consequences of their actions.

I will not ever run for political office, I can assure you of that.

Taboos are falling across our culture like dominoes. What was unspeakable yesterday dominates talk shows today.

I'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.

I am the nice adversary, the guy that's going to ask the tough questions and is not going to be happy with the quick answer.

Not being secure affects us as humans. It throws us off our balance. It puts us in disarray.