The Democrats are the architects of the mess we're in that we are trying to get out of, that we're trying extricate ourselves from.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Life is full of challenges, seen and unseen, so to look and feel great, you must hold your head up each day and project your inner confidence.

I've misplaced it all, but I can't seem to lose my brother. It's a priceless gift--to have his love at a time when I've done nothing to earn it.

I found myself in a sea in which the waves of joy and sorrow were clashing against each other.

To know how to free oneself is nothing; the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there.

Experience comprises illusions lost, rather than wisdom gained.

If you can't be disciplined, be clever.

Only imagine a man acting for one single day on the supposition that all his neighbors believe all that they profess, and act up to all that they believe!

There are things that I refuse to deal with except through my music... because I don't trust humanity that much, and I don't know if I trust me that much. But I trust the songs.