The Democrats want corporations to shut down and move, because it allows them to tell you how rotten and mean corporations are.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Where does destiny end and choice begin?

Life is war, war is game so life is game. Either lose or win. Know it earlier

Don’t forgive people until they understand their mistakes.

It's better to bet on this life than on the next.

The fear of God is the death of every other fear; like a mighty lion, it chases all other fears before it.

He who bestows something great receives no gratitude; for in accepting it the recipient has already been weighed down too much.

When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.

Uncertainty is intrinsic to the process of finding out what you don't know, not a weakness to avoid.

I think one of my favorite productions ever was Sondheims Assassins at the Roundabout in 2004. Beyond brilliant.

I cannot work fast enough. I cannot cope fast enough, really. And just releasing a film is hard.