The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.

The mind is the realm of miracles.

There are words which close a conversation as with an iron door.

And then comes the realization. That although a house was taken from you, you can still build a home in a wine jar.

I think my dad is highly gender-neutral. If he doesn't like someone, he'll articulate that, and I think it's also part of what resonates about him. He'll say what he's thinking.

But the Milanese have made bad choices, bad fashion, and bad jewelry.

Everything is possible. The impossible just takes longer.

I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio.

Rummy is played by more people in more ways than any other game.

We’re born alone and we die alone, I accept that. But why, God, do we have to be alone in the middle?

The artist must have something to say, for mastery over form is not his goal but rather the adapting of form to its inner meaning.