The Devil loved watching children pour down the front steps of the high school like lava from a volcano. Trolling for souls. He posed in one of his favorite guises today, a school bus driver.

I had an enemy - myself. Getting rid of the ego-self, in came the Self. Now, here, there, everywhere is nothing else. Just One Self.

Books are like oxygen to a deep-sea diver, " she had once said. "Take them away and you might as well begin counting the bubbles.

Children are simultaneously required to constitute themselves as autonomous subjects, responsible, free and conscious, and to constitute themselves as submissive, inert, obedient, conforming objects.

A growing body of research suggests that many of the health problems associated with eating beef are really problems with corn-fed beef.

I don't care who anybody sleeps with.

Jesus is returning for a bride whose body is in equal proportion to her head.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.

A ridiculous passion which hath no being but in play-books and romances.

I have to be careful what I eat before going onstage, to avoid an upset stomach.

When people show you who they are, believe them. I carry that with me a lot. It has served me well.