The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The past is the past. It’s the present we should worry about.

Those who have never entered upon scientific pursuits know not a tithe of the poetry by which they are surrounded.

It's not about finding a home so much as finding yourself.

I love sci-fi and fantasy.

We are not meant to be perpetually solemn: We must play.

His own life seemed so solitary, a fragile column supporting nothing amidst the wreckage of the years.

Do fewer things and do them well. Focus on the things only you can do. Do the important things which must be done now.

I love diamond facials - they leave me glowing and refreshed.

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

Honestly, the most vulnerable part of my life is probably just honest expression, as cliché as that might sound.