The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Minimalism is the intentional promotion of the things we most value and the removal of anything that distracts us from it.

Did you stand there in shock at the sight of that black smoke risin' against that blue sky? Did you shout out in anger, in fear of your neighbor or did you just sit down and cry?..

I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

If you are looking for your purpose or calling, you will find it in your pain.

Smart people understand that there is no such thing as paranoia. It is just another mask for ignorance.

When you're around me, you're going to get glitter on you.

The jump is so frightening between where I am and where I want to be. Because of all I may become, I will close my eyes and leap.

As the growing emphasis on feelings crowds out reason, facts will play a smaller role in public discourse.

That adage about genius being 5 percent inspiration and 95 perspiration - it's true.