The Doktor was an old man. When he was a kid, his Dad bought him a chemistry set. He never played with silly putty like the other kids. The first time he lost his eyebrows he was only five.

One bright sunny day at a successful Literary Agency…Literary Agent: “So, Tina – we asked you to try and write a children’s story…”Tina: “Uh-huh.

Literary Agent: “I meant manuscript wise.”Tina: “Ohh. Um, yes. I’ve brought a few with me, just some rough drafts. (shuffle, shuffle) You might say something of an experiment.

The house was safe again, although a little bit more untidy, but at least Vluffy didn’t have to worry about big nasty two headed roaches chasing him down the hall anymore.

Unrequited love is the infinite curse of a lonely heart.

God loves to say yes to the prayers that echo His heart.

We know that priorities are amiss in the world when a man gets a military medal of honor for killing another man and a dishonorable discharge for loving one.

There it is, the sea, the most incomprehensible of non-human existences.

This soup tastes like windows

You learn about gratitude by giving. You learn about humility by receiving, and in the pecking order of human qualities, I'd probably put humility somewhere before gratitude.

If you go to Tokyo, I think it becomes very obvious that there's this almost seamless mixture of popular culture and Japanese traditional culture.

Bohemia is a commune in which the Revolution is over and everyone is a member of the aristocracy

Most musicians remain poor. But the music that they make, even if it does not bring them millions, gives millions of people happiness.

Frivolity, under whatever form it appears, deprives attention of its power, thought of its originality, and sentiment of its depth.